It's Friday. Sex?
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
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bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
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There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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