i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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