At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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