Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
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Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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