Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
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i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
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So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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