I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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