gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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