I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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