quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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