I'm gonna have a badass scar
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
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Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
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