Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
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We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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