Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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