doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
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there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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