If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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