I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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