It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just high enough for therapy.
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Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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