I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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