how can u be prego again
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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