idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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