Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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