Sry I called you an 8
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
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I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
we're so committed to being not committed
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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