i permit you to call me
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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