i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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