Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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