Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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