I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
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There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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