Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
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Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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