4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
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Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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