Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
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