Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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