I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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