It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
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I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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