Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
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If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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