She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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