just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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