You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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