handjob tips. give me some.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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