if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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