Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
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Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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