Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
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I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm sobbing to NWA
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