They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
this just has baby written all over it
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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