I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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