We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
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Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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