Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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