In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
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so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
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You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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