Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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