I only kidnapped one of them. chill
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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