Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
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I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
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I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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