Apparently you make a good broom.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
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She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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