There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
The adults are the big ones right?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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