SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
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i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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